{"product_id":"heathrow-houdini™-covert-backpack-hoodie","title":"Heathrow Houdini™ | Covert Backpack Hoodie","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eWhere airport ingenuity meets urban survival: a dual-purpose hoodie engineered to bypass baggage fees, dodge Ryanair’s scales, and smuggle essentials from terminals to lecture halls. With a hidden 15.6\" laptop compartment, anti-scanner mesh, and weight-dispersing design, it’s tactical rebellion disguised as streetwear.*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why Heathrow Houdini™ Outsmarts the System\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBaggage Blindspot™ Compartment\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Stealth back panel (14\"H × 10\"W × 2.5\"D) fits MacBook Pro + passport, invisible to X-ray operators and check-in staff.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFee Dodger™ Weight Dispersion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Distributes 5kg (11lbs) across shoulders –\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003enever\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003etriggers airline scale alerts\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ds-markdown-cite\"\u003e1\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoly-Cotton Camo™ Fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– 65% Cotton, 35% Polyester (340 GSM) – breathes like Houdini Sportswear’s performance gear, resists creases during 14-hour flights\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ds-markdown-cite\"\u003e1\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScannerSafe™ Mesh\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Metal-free hooks\/zippers breeze through security without undressing drama.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrew Collab™ Hood\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Adjustable storm hood doubles as neck pillow for redeye slumps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🔍 Technical Mastery (Airport-Stress-Tested)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Holds 15.6\" laptop + 500ml water bottle + snacks (tested at Heathrow T5).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– 720g (L) –\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Lighter than a duty-free whisky bottle\"\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDurability\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Double-stitched seams survive baggage carousel grabs and overhead bin crush.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Machine wash 30°C | Tumble dry low |\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo iron\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Wrinkles add \"innocent traveler\" cred).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e📏\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUK Men’s Sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e| Recommended Weight : 50kg \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL \u003c\/strong\u003e| \u003cspan\u003eRecommended Weight\u003c\/span\u003e: 50-60kg \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e| \u003cspan\u003eRecommended Weight\u003c\/span\u003e: 60-75kg \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e| \u003cspan\u003eRecommended Weight\u003c\/span\u003e: 75-100kg \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e| \u003cspan\u003eRecommended Weight\u003c\/span\u003e: 100-125kg \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e| \u003cspan\u003eRecommended Weight\u003c\/span\u003e: 125-150kg \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e🎨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColourways\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTerminal Grey\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Ash heather) |\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNight Flight Black\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Stealth noir)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e🚨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited Stock – Border Agents Hate This Trick!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStash £100 in saved fees. Wear it through security. Grin at the scales.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"eprolo","offers":[{"title":"Light Gray \/ M","offer_id":55359236276548,"sku":"3126302386084A3B86C8FED55808066F","price":42.26,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Gray \/ L","offer_id":55359236309316,"sku":"EB5F4DBD6FD4471DB823B9A44838C74D","price":42.26,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Gray \/ XL","offer_id":55359236342084,"sku":"BEF44A6FB4F14DBAB1A6FC6FE6214ED2","price":42.26,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":55359236374852,"sku":"D4F1372888A9446ABF645E89D480D41A","price":42.26,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Gray \/ 3XL","offer_id":55359236407620,"sku":"1B73354E44F54EF2A188942960F5BAEC","price":42.26,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Gray \/ 4XL","offer_id":55359236440388,"sku":"4A969E7869E743E88DA7E848D5416A14","price":42.26,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55359236473156,"sku":"79FF29C1299145EB82866787770965CA","price":42.26,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55359236505924,"sku":"452D1C96BA334A76ACE80F22DC3980FA","price":42.26,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55359236538692,"sku":"42BE614966FB4F92ABEFBC18B9F86EBB","price":42.26,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55359236571460,"sku":"FC722F0AE3394CC9A64405A5BB28AB68","price":42.26,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55359236604228,"sku":"C671C90ABFB94B87B492E47ADC04EE44","price":42.26,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55359236636996,"sku":"E89C5420225246E590DDB48EFE5C39E7","price":42.26,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0868\/7491\/5140\/files\/7B68DA8B4F93A576466C3849215F8FA6.jpg?v=1753830895","url":"https:\/\/www.elverton.uk\/products\/heathrow-houdini%e2%84%a2-covert-backpack-hoodie","provider":"Elverton","version":"1.0","type":"link"}